Hlavne revolverov sú ako oči na niektorých portrétoch.
Nech sa na ne pozeráte z akéhokoľvek uhla,
vždy sa vám zdá, že mieria práve na vás.
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Hej, koľko dúh sme už podupali a rozmetali samopalmi ...

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Na blogu sa vyskytnú poviedky s shounen-ai  či yaoi tématikou
(tj. jednoducho ♂ + ♂ = ♥)... tieto poviedky mám na svedomí ja - Ange.
  
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The IT Crowd - hlášky, scény..

7. srpna 2010 v 15:35 | Ange |  Videá
OK, aby ste vedeli, vôôôôbec to nemá súvislosť s mojimi poviedkami, s anime, s mangou, s japonskom ani ničím podobným :D Proste ma len baví to sledovať a keďže na blog aj tak hádžem čokoľvek sa mi zachce, tak som si povedala prečo nie.. takže, niekoľko hlášok a youtube videá, ale v angličtine (počula som asi minútu dabingu.. za takéto dabovanie by som vraždila!)... a aj keď to nikoho nezaujíma, ja si to upnem ...tak. :D
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Jen: How can you two live like this?
Moss: [typing] How can you two...
Roy: Don't google the question, Moss!


Moss:"I thought we hated parties.."
Roy:"i ike parties, it's baloons i don"t like."
Moss:"Right."
Jen:"You don't like balloons?"
Roy:"Oh, don't talk to me about balloons!"
Jen:"Why?"
Roy:"Balloons explode, Jen. They explode suddenly, and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright, and I find that unbearable."

Preklad (české titulky:)
Moss: "Já myslel, že párty nesnášime."
Roy: "Já mám párty rád. Nemám rád jen balónky."
Moss: "Správně."
Jen: "Nemáš rád balónky?"
Roy: "Nemluv mi o balónkách."
Jen: "Proč?"
Roy: "Proč? Balónky praskají, Jen. Praskají náhle a z ničeho nic. Jsou naplněny strachem a to mi dělá nedobře."



Roy: How do you know about this site?
Moss: Oh, I'm a member.
Roy: Really? You do the whole Lonely Hearts thing?
Moss: I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!


Douglas: "Anyway, i wanna get divorced. right now. now"s too late. before now. in fact i want to be already divorced, is that possible?"
Jen: "Well as I said I"m not a lawyer..."
Douglas: "Yes, but you"re a relationship manager and this is a relationship!"



Moss: What kind of operating system does it use?
Police: Err... its... Vista!
Moss: We are going to die!



John: I don"t think that"s true.
Jen: With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority. If you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke. (the executives laugh) It"s not a laughing matter. You can break the Internet.



Negative 1: I challenge you to street Countdown.
Prime: NO! We swore we would not go down that road again! Its too dangerous!
Negative 1: I didn"t "axe" you, I "axed" him!
Moss: Whats street countdown?
Prime: Its basically Countdown but we play it on the street.
Moss: That doesn"t sound dangerous.
Prime: It can get quite cold.
Moss: I always wear thermals.
Prime: Ah, then you should be okay.



Tento text je vo videu pod ním:
Roy: [answers phone] Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again? ... OK, well, the buttonon the side. Is it glowing? ... Yeah, you need to turn it on. Err, the button turns it on. Yeah, you do know how a button works, don't you? No, not on clothes.
[Moss's phone rings. He answers it.]
Moss: Hello IT. Yuhuh. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
Roy: No, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that's the music you hear when it comes on. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry, are you from the past?
Moss: You see the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread is going to jump in there and do its stuff and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory... Hello?



Roy: [singing] We don't need no education.
Moss: Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.




"Prečo sme sa proste neschovali za tie kontajnery?"
:D


A poznáte to, čo beží na začiatku filmov? O tom, že sťahovanie je krádež..

 

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